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LDS Leaders Should Excommunicate MAGA Mormons

Johnny Townsend, April 4, 2026

The LDS church should excommunicate Mike Lee, Spencer Cox, Kai Schwemmer, Nick Shirley, and Bruce Jessen, who have publicly embarrassed the church by telling consequential lies, developing torture protocols, and inspiring acts of violence and murder. My excommunication from the LDS church was announced publicly during a stakewide meeting. For…

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Why Are So Many Mormons Devil Worshippers?

Johnny Townsend, March 15, 2025

Latter-day Saints—Mormons—members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints—have been accused through the years of belonging to a cult, being non-Christian, being fanatics. They’ve even been accused of being devil worshippers. I used to laugh at such claims, but now I see there might be some merit to…

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Finances

It’s Time for the LDS Church to Use Its Rainy Day Fund

Johnny Townsend, February 15, 2025

Members were shocked several years ago to learn the LDS church had investments valued at over $32 billion dollars, a number that has since grown to over $56 billion. Were they a church or a corporation? An organization with a mission to alleviate suffering or one to build wealth? LDS…

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Ethics

Personal Responsibility for Conflating Love with Cruelty

Johnny Townsend, July 16, 2023July 16, 2023

Some of my closest family members treat me badly because their church tells them to. I long tried to excuse them because I remembered when I was deceived by the LDS church as well. Then I remembered I Corinthians 10:13, “There hath no temptation taken you but such as is…

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pride

Do Good People Smile Behind Closed Doors When LGBTQ Folks Are Murdered?

Johnny Townsend, November 25, 2022November 26, 2022

When you heard about a shooter killing five people in a Colorado Springs LGBTQbar, were you happy or upset? When you learned the alleged shooter was a member of The Church of Jesus Christof Latter-day Saints, were you proud or embarrassed? If you were embarrassed, was itbecause of what “the…

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Testimony

Will Capitalism Reign During the Millennium?

Johnny Townsend, September 25, 2022November 7, 2024

I can’t wait for the Millennium when we all work six days a week, twelve or fourteen or even sixteen hours a day. I can’t wait for that serene society, when Satan has been bound and we can send our six-year-old children to work in the mines or shuck oysters…

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Parents Who Believe in Sexual Purity Should Still Vaccinate Their Kids Against HPV

Johnny Townsend, February 14, 2022February 14, 2022

With all the talk about COVID vaccinations, we forget that there are other useful vaccinations out there, too. “My children don’t need to be vaccinated against HPV,” I’ve heard some of my Mormon friends and family say. “They’ll still be virgins when they get married. They’ll never have to worry…

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Perfectionists Against Self-Improvement

Johnny Townsend, May 12, 2021

“Why are you so mean all the time?” I asked one of the religious conservatives in my life, this one Mormon. “When am I ever mean?” This particular family member had just posted on social media urging everyone to be Christlike. Immediately afterward, he posted his view that the very…

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Mormon Communists with Temple Recommends

Johnny Townsend, August 29, 2020March 6, 2024

by Johnny Townsend Many Mormons in Utah see Mitt Romney as a traitor, a lefty radical, because he won’t support Trump’s most egregious acts of oppression. Mormons need to start separating their religious convictions from the Republican party line. “Valeria” was one my favorite missionaries when I served in the…

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Mormons Should Make Jesus Semitic Again

Johnny Townsend, July 5, 2020July 5, 2020

by Johnny Townsend Mormons have a long, troubled history of racism, well documented in Joanna Brooks’ Mormonism and White Supremacy. Feeble attempts at addressing the problem consisted mostly of changing the wording in a few Book of Mormon passages from “white and delightsome” to “pure and delightsome.” Numerous systemic problems…

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  1. chanson on Thanks Gloria!September 20, 2026

    @Donna -- I wouldn't say you were one of the "dumb girls". You were a young starry-eyed convert who thought…

  2. chanson on New church schedule! Good? Bad? Inspired?September 19, 2026

    @Holly -- yes, I have absolutely felt that parallel in my life. I was fortunate enough to be able to…

  3. Holly on New church schedule! Good? Bad? Inspired?September 16, 2026

    You're no doubt right. Living in Trump's America right now feels to me the way I felt about the church…

  4. Donna Banta on Thanks Gloria!September 15, 2026

    There were years of cognitive dissonance, at least in my case. I told myself that the church was a compassionate,…

  5. chanson on New church schedule! Good? Bad? Inspired?September 14, 2026

    I can't help but feel like in today's church you wouldn't even have had the opportunity to mention Santa's not…

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