Skip to content
Main Street Plaza

A Community for Anyone Interested in Mormonism.

Main Street Plaza

A Community for Anyone Interested in Mormonism.

Modern Jesus

So, nothing happened except this statue

chanson, October 21, 2026October 21, 2026

After gathering Conference predictions a few weeks ago, the Main Street Plaza team has has been scouring social media to see if any of our predictions came true (it’s not like we’re going to actually watch conference or something…), but we have come up empty-handed.

Modern Jesus

Actually, it looks like nothing from Conference went viral this time, which I guess is normal. The only thing people are talking about is this new statue in the Conference Center, and it is a winner!

So I’ll drop in another view of it — along with two other sculptures of Jesus that were recently added to Temple Square, and then we will discuss!

(The photos are from these three articles.)

chanson: So, I think the theme of this new sculpture is “Don’t worry, Jesus is not a hippie and he is not gay — he is the type of god who could star in his own Marvel movie!!!

Donna: Yeah. Or maybe “Dazed and Confused.” The sculpture of him standing above the two women brings to mind Matthew McConaughey’s character: “I get older, they stay the same age.”

chanson: I’m impressed by his stylish short hairdo and his super-short beard. Not bad for a guy who wouldn’t have owned a pair of scissors, much less a beard-trimmer. You have to look closely to see he has a beard at all!

Of course they can’t just portray him clean-shaven because then nobody would recognize him as Jesus…

I think the two Temple Square sculptures tell an interesting doctrinal story:

When I was a kid, they used to teach that the atonement really took place in the Garden of Gethsemane (when Jesus sweat tears of blood). I’m not sure they still teach/emphasize unique doctrines like those, but I’m sure that tourists from rural Utah (who remember the olden days) will appreciate the Gethsemane statue — especially after seeing the other statue of Jesus with his cross!

Donna: Good point. I’d be surprised if that doctrine about the atonement is still taught. But these statues appear to be for the benefit of non-LDS tourists who question whether the Mormons are Christian. And, I suppose, for the benefit of Marvel Comics fans!

chanson: Exactly! I can just picture the pioneer-stock LDS tourist taken aback by the cross imagery — “Isn’t that how they portray him in the Great and Abominable Church?!” (and then being reassured by the Gethsemane statue) — while the Catholic tourist (who has no idea that his church was ever called “The Great and Abominable Church”) is reassured by the crucifixion imagery.

(Unless all of the tourists are just confused about why Jesus has so many women sitting on the ground reaching up to Him…)

Donna: Well, I guess the multiple women at the foot of one man is a nod to the traditionalists. Otherwise, I don’t how these expenditures benefit the rank and file. Your tithing dollars at work, brothers and sisters!

Arts General Conference Jesus Christ ArtsConferenceJesus

Post navigation

Previous post

Related Posts

Boyd Packer About Sex, Gender and the Priesthood

March 30, 2007October 20, 2010

I want to thank my friend Todd for inspiring this post. After excommunicating the group of LDS historians and feminist theologians known as the September Six, LDS Apostle Boyd Packer explained why in his opinion women do not need the priesthood during the 1993 October General Conference. Once a man…

Read More

Who knew the spirit is so smart?

October 8, 2007October 20, 2010

I caught this Daily Herald summary of General Conference and one point stood out to me: Apparently Richard G. Scott is of the opinion that the “spirit” can reveal “absolute truths.” Here’s the quote from the news report: Elder Richard G. Scott of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles discussed…

Read More

SOME THINGS I HAVE LEARNED BY BEING GAY AND MORMON

January 2, 2013

SOME THINGS THAT I HAVE LEARNED One thing that I have learned is: although Gay people are born gay; when gays have gone through the process of: first denial, then self-loathing and other steps, and finally acceptances; then Gay people are ready to move on to healthy relationships.  Another thing…

Read More

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Mormon Alumni Association Books

Follow us on Substack!

Please use the "no pledge" option because we are not set up (or even want) to get money from Substack.


donna * monya * johnny * holly * chanson


Brodie Awards!!!


X-Mormon of the Year!!

  • 2025: Rebecca Bibliotheca!!
  • 2024: Nemo the Mormon!!
  • 2023: Adam Steed!!
  • 2022: David Archuleta!!
  • 2021: Jeff T. Green!!
  • 2020: Jacinda Ardern!!
  • 2019: David Nielsen!!
  • 2018: Sam Young!!
  • 2017: Savannah!!
  • 2016: Jeremy Runnells!!
  • 2015: John Dehlin!!
  • 2014: Kate Kelly!!
  • 2013: J. S. Anderson & M. Ferguson!!
  • 2012: David Twede!!
  • 2011: Joanna Brooks!!
  • 2010: Monica Bielanko!!
  • 2009: Walter Kirn!!

  1. So, nothing happened except this statue – Main Street Plaza on Conference Predictions!!October 21, 2026

    […] gathering Conference predictions a few weeks ago, the Main Street Plaza team has has been scouring social media to…

  2. chanson on Thanks Gloria!September 20, 2026

    @Donna -- I wouldn't say you were one of the "dumb girls". You were a young starry-eyed convert who thought…

  3. chanson on New church schedule! Good? Bad? Inspired?September 19, 2026

    @Holly -- yes, I have absolutely felt that parallel in my life. I was fortunate enough to be able to…

  4. Holly on New church schedule! Good? Bad? Inspired?September 16, 2026

    You're no doubt right. Living in Trump's America right now feels to me the way I felt about the church…

  5. Donna Banta on Thanks Gloria!September 15, 2026

    There were years of cognitive dissonance, at least in my case. I told myself that the church was a compassionate,…

8: The Mormon Proposition Acceptance of Gays Add new tag Affirmation angry exmormon awards Book Reviews BYU comments Dallin H. Oaks DAMU disaffected mormon underground Dustin Lance Black Ex-Mormon Excommunicated exmormon faith Family feminism Gay Gay Love Gay Marriage Gay Relationships General Conference Happiness Homosexual Homosexuality LDS LGBT LGBTQ Link Bomb missionaries Modesty Mormon Mormon Alumni Association Mormonism motherhood peace poetry politics Polygamy priesthood ban Secularism Sunstone temple

Subscribe


 

©2026 Main Street Plaza | WordPress Theme by SuperbThemes