Does the Second Anointing Explain Mormon Support for Trump?

Politics Second Anointing

by Johnny Townsend

I am baffled that so many Mormons support Donald Trump. At one point, the percentage of Mormon Trump supporters was the highest of any religion (61% according to a 2017 Gallup poll). While some Mormon opposition has existed from the start, the vast majority of Mormons heartily endorsed a man who admitted groping women, who mocked a disabled reporter, who called on followers to assault his opponents, and who, by anyone’s definition, was a great big creep.

I speak Italian, as a result of my time as a Mormon missionary in Rome, and I’ve studied French, Spanish, Russian, Hebrew, and American Sign Language. I also took a translation course in grad school. When I hear so many Mormons say, “No one’s perfect. But Trump has good policies,” I’m able to translate that pretty easily.

What they’re really saying is, “You can commit any sin as long as you are serving God while doing so.”

Almost all Mormons are fine with Nephi killing and robbing a drunk, sleeping Laban.

Too many Mormons are fine with covering up sexual abuse “to protect the name of the Church.”

And an uncomfortably large number are fine with a history of racist prophets because those prophets “were only human.”

While people in general have the capacity to excuse the abuse of others as long as they themselves aren’t abused, Mormon theology has a specific teaching that makes accepting bad behavior part of God’s plan. Once a person receives “the Second Anointing,” that person has their Calling and Election made sure and is guaranteed a spot in the Celestial Kingdom, no
matter what sins he or she may commit after that. They are like international diplomats who can’t be prosecuted for crimes they commit in other countries. They have permanent amnesty.

Mormons who’ve had the Second Anointing can literally get away with murder. Or with shooting someone on Fifth Avenue. They possess a “Get Out of Judgment Day Free” card.

Perhaps this also explains why two Mormons were among the top contributors to the U.S. military torture program.

Many Mormons in the U.S. honestly don’t care about any of Trump’s “personal” failings because, even if he isn’t a member of the Church, the principle is the same. He’s lowering taxes, he’s banning transgender folks from the military, and he’s Making America Great Again. That’s more than just a campaign slogan for Mormons, whose theology insists that America is the Promised Land, reserved for the righteous and the righteous alone. If Trump can get rid of some of the undesirables, he’s doing God’s bidding. If he must be cruel and oppressive and criminal to do it, well, they can live with that.

The Second Anointing basically teaches Mormons that those at the top are not subject to the same rules and laws that the rest of us must obey. So when Trump says he’s exempt from prosecution for absolutely anything, Mormons have been trained to accept that declaration as reasonable.

“Lying for the Lord” is a common Mormon practice, so why shouldn’t “Imprisoning Legal Asylum Seekers for the Lord” be an acceptable practice as well? And “Oppressing Workers for the Lord” and “Bankrupting Farmers for the Lord” and “Befriending Murderous Tyrants for the Lord”?

“Denying Healthcare to Millions for the Lord” and “Labeling the Free Press an Enemy of the People for the Lord” are just friendly fire casualties in the ultimate battle between Good and Evil.

When my mother was diagnosed with leukemia at the age of 43, the doctor discussed the diagnosis with my father, and together, they decided not to tell my mother, deeming her too emotionally fragile to handle the news.

When a newly assigned nurse met my mother for the first time, she said cheerily, “Oh, you’re the leukemia patient.” When confronted about his deception, the doctor still refused to give my mother a prognosis, so she asked me to go to the library and report back to her.

The doctor and my father started my mother on chemotherapy without her consent or even her knowledge.

But they were able to form a “righteous” secret combination because their lies and plotting were all for my mother’s own good.

She was dead two and a half weeks later.

Far too many Mormons are okay with Trump as the nation’s doctor. They just offer their arms for the IVs and do what they’re told. After all, Trump’s only cleansing the country of people that Jesus would have to eliminate later anyway.

“We thank thee O God for a Second-Anointed One.”

Sing along!

With saints like these, who needs sinners?

4 thoughts on “Does the Second Anointing Explain Mormon Support for Trump?

  1. You cited your opinion, which you’re entitled to, however you are not citing facts. Trying to tie the actions of an individual to any organization is blatantly disingenuous, disruptive, disrespectful, and mean-spirited. The Lord forgives AFTER repentance. The church doesn’t endorse ANY candidate, and politics are NOT discussed at worship service. You seem to have forgotten the 11th & 12th Articles of Faith. God bless you, repentance is also why our Savior died for us.

  2. Johnny,

    Do you really think that Trump is unique among politicians in his horredness? Do you really think that his election opponent, Hillary Clinton, was more moral and less corrupt? Your problem is that you’re allowing your political beliefs to bias how you see politicians. For example, you see Trump as immoral, a racist and a liar, but you see people like Biden as honest, sincere, caring, non-racist, etc. Yet Biden blatantly lied this week about meeting with a war hero in Afghanistan, he regularly lies about his past, and he was good friends with racist segregations for decades.

  3. I guess some people think FDR is the same as Hitler and Stalin, since they clearly can’t differentiate.
    I don’t think it’s the second anointing, as much as being stuck on the beginning stages of moral development. Some people think drinking coffee is the same as shooting heroin. And loving relationships based on commitment, respect and consent are next to murder.
    When children grow up in authoritarian cultures that stress obedience and loyalty, you get adults whose brains never fully developed. It’s like their prefrontal cortex atrophied.

  4. @Suzanne — That’s a good point. I think it really is about being trained to see right/good behavior in terms of obedience and loyalty rather than in terms of weighing the effects of your actions.

    @Junia — I can’t speak for Johnny, but to answer the question “Do you really think that Trump is unique among politicians in his horredness?”: YES!!!!! Most emphatically yes!!!

    This guy is a full order of magnitude stupider than GWB. He is astonishingly stupid and incompetent. He also clearly has some untreated mental illness, his documented falsehoods since coming into office number more than ten thousand, and he has committed multiple felonies in plain sight (eg. admitting on TV to obstructing justice by firing Comey to stop an investigation).

    As far as the others are concerned, yes, Biden bragged about working with segregationists to squash school integration — and he stands by it. Yes, he has lied about his past, though I think the Afghanistan thing was more a question of misremembering than intentional lying, but potato/potato, he says stuff that’s wrong and doesn’t correct himself. IOW, Biden is also horrible — though not nearly the same order of magnitude as Trump.

    Similarly Hillary Clinton is also a problematic candidate for lots of reasons, but I voted for her because I think that POTUS is an important job that requires some reasonable level of competence and knowledge. I just think maybe it’s a bad idea to flush your country down the toilet by putting it in the hands of a drooling moron like Trump.

    Re: “Your problem is that you’re allowing your political beliefs to bias how you see politicians.” — yep, that’s a lovely example of projection on your part.

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