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Q: How to get single Mormons to attend LDS Institute classes?

Chino Blanco, January 14, 2011May 25, 2011

A: Guilt and sex.

Tonight? Oh, behave. Rrrrr.

h/t: r/exmormon and t.t.a.n.s.

See also Mormon Ad FAIL:

I know I shouldn’t be shocked and outraged that this comes from a church whose finest entertainment moment was the depiction of Johnny Lingo bartering for an 8-Cow Wife. And I know I’ve heard more returned missionaries than I can count who’ve been promised “a hot wife” in exchange for their faithfulness. But it is different when the video comes straight from the Church’s official website.

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  1. Seth R. says:
    January 25, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    Well, you gotta have a line somewhere right?

    Otherwise even I could qualify.

  2. Chino Blanco says:
    January 25, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    You *would* qualify, if you weren’t such a stubborn NPD piece of work 😉 …

    Until then, you still don’t get it, do you? This stopped being a negotiation about where lines should be drawn … years ago. We’re moving on, the demographics are in our favor (in terms of finding a ready audience for our flavor of concerns), and the rest of y’all can stew for all I care until you find the cojones to start posting at MSP.

  3. Seth R. says:
    January 25, 2011 at 6:54 pm

    Chino, what makes you think I give two figs about your demographics? I’ve never been incredibly concerned about this issue.

    Besides, doesn’t this belong on the other thread you’ve got going on right now?

  4. Chino Blanco says:
    January 25, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    Re the second question, no, I’d rather keep my silliness quarantined here on this relatively inconsequential thread while I sleep it off.

  5. Seth R. says:
    January 25, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    Yeah… well… I’ve been there before myself, I can tell ya…

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