Q: How to get single Mormons to attend LDS Institute classes?
Tonight? Oh, behave. Rrrrr.
See also Mormon Ad FAIL:
I know I shouldn’t be shocked and outraged that this comes from a church whose finest entertainment moment was the depiction of Johnny Lingo bartering for an 8-Cow Wife. And I know I’ve heard more returned missionaries than I can count who’ve been promised “a hot wife” in exchange for their faithfulness. But it is different when the video comes straight from the Church’s official website.