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Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

profxm, April 1, 2009

A friend sent me the video below this morning:

The source website, Fundies Say the Darndest Things, is also good for laugh.

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Comments (5)

  1. Sabayon says:
    April 1, 2009 at 7:42 am

    Wow, I now I know what to put under “willful ignorance” when I create my revolutionary Youtube-based Dictionary. Seriously, “if we’re all made of acid how come we don’t dissolve”. This guy must tremble in fear every time he has to through the produce section, terrified that at any moment the lemon may burst forth from it’s waxy shell and attack his skin with it’s evil acid.
    I think I’m going to go have an abortion now, just for funsies.

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  2. Hellmut says:
    April 1, 2009 at 11:54 am

    This video is staged. Those guys are actors.

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  3. profxm says:
    April 1, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    They are actors, but they are acting out what fundies have said word for word. That’s the disturbing part… 🙁

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  4. chanson says:
    April 1, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Several million years for a monkey to turn into a man? Oh, yeah — monkeys don’t live several million years!

    Ok, Ok, maybe these guys are too easy a target, but that line really made me laugh. 😉

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  5. hm-uk says:
    April 2, 2009 at 6:37 am

    I know why these atheists wear black hoods and nail “Christians” to an ‘x’, it’s b-coz they’re related to monkeys! Not me. Intellujent desine all the way, bro!

    nice send up. loved it and wish I could post it to my facebook account without my fundie relations having a fit.

    Reply

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