Thanks for all of the fantastic nominations, folks!! I’ve just spent the day compiling your nominations — and re-reading all of the posts I linked in “Sunday in Outer Blogness” over the past year to add my own nominations. There were so many great posts that I had a terrible time narrowing it down!
Note that the nomination phase is not quite over. We’ll start the voting in about a week, so it’s not too late to nominate your favorite sites and posts. I’ve just gone through and organized the nominations a bit to simplify the process. Specifically: I split up some categories that had too many contenders, and I’ve dropped a few that people weren’t terribly interested in. If you see any nominations that you think should be placed in a different category, please say so in the comments.
(Oh, and see here for the booby prizes such as Worst Passive-Agressive “Hint” from Family/Friends and Best Example of Poe’s Law.)
Awards for People and Websites
The following categories — for people, websites, and series — require at least three nominations to proceed to the voting phase.
Best New Blog:
- Lively News
- Eliza R. Snitch
- Invictus Pilgrim
- Sorry about that, Japan!
- Mormon Expression Blogs
- The Cognitive Dissenter
- POLY MOM
- Mormon Correlation Studies
- We Were Going to Be Queens
- Study and Faith
Best Discussion Forum:
Best LDS-Interest Site:
- I am an Ex Mormon
- The Mormon Curtain
- Main Street Plaza
- This category requires more nominations!
Best Humor site/blog:
Best Static LDS-Interest Site:
- The Wives of Joseph Smith
- Real Mormon History
- MormonThink
- lds-mormon.com
- 20 Truths about Mormonism
- Utah Lighthouse Ministry
- Rethinking Mormonism
Best LDS Church Watch or News Reporting Person/Site:
- Joanna Brooks @ Religion Dispatches
- Jana Riess @ BeliefNet
- Holly Welker @ HuffPo
- Chino Blanco
- Pride in Utah
Best Podcast Series:
- Mormon Expression
- Mormon Stories Podcast
- This category requires more nominations!
Best Bridge-Building:
Best faithful Mormon (Bloggernacle) Blog:
- feminist Mormon housewives
- Faith-Promoting Rumor
- The Exponent
- Doves and Serpents
- Wheat and Tares
- David Bokovoy
- Life on Gold Plates
- Times and Seasons
- Young Stranger
Best LDS-Interest Video Channel/Series:
- I am an Ex Mormon
- FlackerMan’s Channel
- Main Street Plaza’s Channel
- p.s. look here for more nomination ideas.
Awards for Individual Posts and Articles
The following categories — for stand-alone works — require at least five nominations to proceed to the voting phase.
Funniest Humor Post:
- TBM Gift Guide
- LDS leader look-a-likes
- Cassius Review of Books: The Church and the Negro
- There’s nothing like great religious art…
- Evidence Trending in Frostys Direction, FARMS Says
- Less Active Learns Morality From Kitten
- I’ll See You in Hell + Dear Lucifer
- I am not a Northern Lady Part!
- Ambiguously Gendered Kitten Takes Own Life Following BKP’s Conference Talk
- Plygga, please
- Who Says Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend?
- Goodnight, Brain
- By the laying on of WHAT???
Most Amusing Vignette or Personal Anecdote:
- Shark Week spirit tears
- Apology: Being irresistible to old men
- Baptism Convo with an 8 year old…
- Lying for the Lord
- to the straight guy at the party last night
- Somebodys Thanksgiving was more interesting than mine
- Cakewalk
Best LDS-Interest Comic or Image:
- Mormon comic submitted to FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU really hits home.
- Just finished making this masterpiece, I’m pretty proud of it!
- I just found this hurtful letter from my dad. He wrote it to me when he found out I left the church.
- What I wore to church today…
- Freedom
- Mormon Fakebook Update: 1
- LOLDamuz: Let Him Enter
- Election day and the Australian Sex Party
- Who Killed More People in the Bible?
- Mom and Dad, I Have Some Bad News
- The Perfect Woman
- I think there’s a misprint…
Most Poignant Personal Story:
- Letters to God: Could a woman be a savior?
- Thinking About You
- Private Ritual
- A Sense of Community in Daylight and in Darkness
- My grandmother died, parts 1 and 2
- Cousin A
- This New Commandment
- The Debasement of Saint Wanda
Best Deconversion/Exit Story:
- My review of my disciplinary council where I got x’d on August 18th, 2010.
- How Star Wars destroyed my faith in God
- How I Became a Formon
- Pay No Attention To That Man Behind the Curtain
- Anonymous asked: what’s your comming out story?
- October 14th – Anniversary of coming out to myself
- Exit Story
- When I Knew
- When I Knew…
- Faith
Best “Life Beyond Mormonism” Post:
- A Cubic Zirconia Life
- Woo hoo! We’re out!
- No regrets
- On the impossibility of regaining a testimony
- Third Culture Kids and the Disaffected Mormon Underground
- God died on Friday night
Best Interfaith Interaction Story:
- The Power of Prayer and a Pointless Surgery [in 2 Acts]
- singing at family dinner
- The Beginning of the End?
- Our Heavenly Nico!
- To my moving neighbors, WTF? and ouch
- Marriage and Apostasy
- “Just Genetics”
- Why my husband is like the LDS Adam
- Interfaith Divorce
Best Chat with the Bishop, Mishies, or Other Church Leaders:
- Ask Richard: Atheists Mormon Teen Son Is Questioned About Masturbation
- My review of my disciplinary council where I got x’d on August 18th, 2010.
- My bishop: Masturbation leads to homosexuality
- Meeting with the Bishop: What Just Happened?
- The big visit with our bishop
- Heard Through the Grapevine
- The World Is Flat And The Moon Is Made Of Cheese
- worst home teacher ever
- Chased by the missionaries..
- Dear Bishop, Bless Me Father
Best News Reporting:
- BYU censors letter to the editor critical of Prop 8
- BREAKING: Prop 8 ruled unconstitutional
- Sitting by the fire with Mormons, & Elder Jensen
- Rejection Letter & Defending Polygamy
- BYU Management Society to award NOM director Orson Scott Card
Best LDS Church Watch:
- Will this hateful rhetoric continue once Boyd K. Packer has passed on?
- Standing for Something
- Gordon B. Hinckley and the downplaying of Mormon peculiarity
- LDS Church redefines marriage language
- $8 per member per year on humanitarian aid
- If youre a religious leader
Best Political Commentary:
- The TSA And The Constitutional Right To Travel
- Issues and Insights: The IBD editorial board demonstrates its tenuous gasp on constitutional law and the basic facts
- Whos the Patriot Now?
- Myths about the Tea Party
- A Little More on Glenn Beck’s Church Advice
- Papers, Please
Best Post Title:
- Kiss-kiss nipple-nipple kiss-kiss boff-boff, or, sex: ur doin it rong
- Seer Stones Looking “Small Unto the Understanding of Men”
- Ambiguously Gendered Kitten Takes Own Life Following BKP’s Conference Talk
- The World Is Flat And The Moon Is Made Of Cheese
- God died on Friday night
- The Difference Between a Nun and a 12 Year Old
Best Philosophical/Religious Discussion:
- I am a Cafeteria Catholic
- Being Alone
- Understanding biblical parables: The Good Samaritan
- Faith vs. Bias
- God Hates Deer
- Non-LDS Conversion Stories: Sound Familiar?
- God is good, as long as you keep expectations low
- A picture of Jesus isn’t Jesus
- Throwing the baby with the bathwater: Spirituality
- Afterlife? Id rather not
- The god of lost car keys
Most Interesting Commentary on Mormonism:
- Reconciling Mormon theology with gay marriage: if gay people can have babies, why can’t gay gods have spirit babies?
- Dear Celibates: there is no hope for you after death
- Concerning those Abominable Creeds
- How Corporatism Has Undermined and Subverted The Church of Jesus Christ
- Benson’s 14 Fundamentals and Modern Mormonism
- I’m on the Band-Wagon Now With the 14 Fundamentals
- The Power of the Priesthood
- World of Warcraft vs. Mormonism
- Oh my goddess!
- Why Are Mormon Church Meetings So Dull?
- Families Are Forever: Who Is Your Family?
- Our Dysfunctional Heavenly Family…
- Survival of the Fittest: Mormon Style!
- Stupid Mormon Words and Phrases
- Whats Shaken YOUR Faith?
Best Response to Apologetics:
- Why I Wont Leave the Mormon Church Alone
- How Star Wars destroyed my faith in God
- Is the Book of Abraham Papyrus “Missing”? and Let the Papyrus-Length-Calculation Wars Begin!
- Whats with Mormons and porn?
- Runtu’s series on Mormonism and post–modernism
Best Gender Issues Discussion:
- Feminist Mormons: An Oxymoron or the Best of Both Worlds?
- Real Change
- Bullsh*t Feminism
- Preside
- A Guide to Life
- Career women vs. SAHMs round II: There Can Be Only One True Choice!
- Goofy Feminism
- BYU in the 1970s
- Body Acceptance
- The Female Body, Shame, and American Culture
- Names and Feminism
- Speaking with the Enemy
- Fuck Chivalry: A silly woman on loving patriarchy
- The Difference Between a Nun and a 12 Year Old
Best Religion-and-Homosexuality Discussion:
- On Boyd K. Packer, Homosexuality, and Mormonism
- If Homosexuality Is OK, Why Is Incest Wrong?
- My apology to Pastor Ted Haggard
- Facts Don’t Hurt…. Dogma Does-The Continuing Same Sex Debate
- Prop 8 and Christian Persecution
- Don’t Eat That – It’s Icky
- The Confederate Flag and the Angel Moroni
- Sacrificing Conscience to Obedience
- “A Situation That Defies Our Nature”
- Love the Sinner
- Homosexuality and Medieval Christianity
Best History Post:
- Daymon Smith’s Correlation: An Uncorrelated History in nine parts
- Early American Treasure-Seeking Rituals Topical Guide Updated
- A Tale of Two Churches
- Is Suspensive Historiography the Only Legitimate Kind?
- Who Authored the Mormon Couplet?
- On hagiography
- Liahona, a Mineral Compass?
Best Science Post:
- What You Need to Know about Hospital and Home Birth in America
- Crucial Facts on MGM (Infant Circumcision)
- This is your brain on god
- The role of disgust in opinion-forming
- Who’s Your Daddy?
Best Book Review:
- Jesus, Interrupted – Book Review
- Eliza Snitch’s series on Women Who Run with the Wolves
- The Church of the For-Profit Corporation: Daymon Smith’s “The Book of Mammon”
- Amazon Review: “White Apocalypse”
- love and marriage
- Race as a Construct
- The Defense of Fawn Brodie
- Steven H. Lee’s “Falling into Life: A Gay Exmormon’s Journey”
Best LDS-Interest Video:
- Dear Bishop, I wear a rainbow pin…
- FLAK LOLDamuz
- Hi, My name is Rock, and yep, I’m a Mormon
- “Hi, my name is Robert and I’m an Ex Mormon.”
- Examining Holland’s Talk (1 of 5)
- BYU Brings Caffeine to Campus
- My Name is Chad Hardy, and Im an ex Mormon
- Hi, Im Sarah and Im a Mormon.
Best LDS-Interest Podcast:
- An Interview with Zilpha
- Interview with Will Bagley (Part 1 & Part 2)
- Mistakes were Made: How not to Leave the Church
- BYU Professor Bill Bradshaw on a Biological Origin of Homosexuality
- LDS Anthropologist Daymon Smith on Post-Manifesto Polygamy, Correlation, the Corporate LDS Church, and Mammon
- Zilphas Conversation with Nate: Coming Out and Coming to Terms
- The 14 Fundamentals of Following a Prophet for Dummies: Parts 1 and 2
- Elna Baker, comedian and author of “The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance”: Interview on The Sound of Young America
Thanks in advance for any further nominations!! 😀
Since you need more nominations,
Best History Post: On Hagiography
Kuri — looks good!
BTW, guys, don’t be shy! Maybe someday the Brodies will become famous enough that we’ll have to restrict the nomination process, but for the moment it’s totally open.
As I said, I’ve spent the whole day reviewing this past years’ posts throughout Outer Blogness (a fun way to spend the first day of the new year, BTW 😀 ), but I can’t read them all, and I know there are plenty I missed. If you wrote a great post that fits one of the above categories that I missed, please nominate it.
What a great resource this list is! I suddenly have a resolution for the new year: to read/listen to every one of these I missed.
Thanks!
I’d like to add these to the nominations for best podcasts:
http://mormonstories.org/?p=980 about the Book of Mammon
http://mormonexpression.com/2010/07/episode-68-zilphas-conversation-with-nate-coming-out-and-coming-to-terms/
http://mormonexpression.com/2010/10/episode-89a-the-14-fundamentals-of-following-a-prophet-for-dummies-part-1/
http://mormonexpression.com/2010/10/episode-89b-the-14-fundamentals-of-following-a-prophet-for-dummies-part-2/
and http://weweregoingtobequeens.blogspot.com/ for Best New Blog.
I’ve meant to nominate a few people. Glad there is still time.
http://liberalagnostic.blogspot.com/2010/11/faith.html – For “exit stories”
http://youngstranger.blogspot.com/ – Best faithful blog
http://lfab-uvm.blogspot.com/ – Chanson – Community building/Bridge for collecting us all and creating “Outerblogness”, reading us all and pulling us together each week in with her Sunday in Outer Blogness posts.
Personal stories (well crafted personal series) – http://agaymormonboy.blogspot.com/
Gender issues post http://sapphicsoliloquies.blogspot.com/2010/12/body-acceptance.html
So, these can either go in “Best Responses to Apologetics” or “Best History” posts
Runtu’s Detailed
History
/Series
of
Postmodernism
in
Mormonism.
I’d like to nominate God died on a Friday night for Best Life Beyond Mormonism Post
And
The god of lost car keys for Best Philosophical/Religious Discussion.
I also think the former is an amazing blog post title for the emotion it conveys.
Thank you 🙂
Oh! And, to be lame, two of my most popular posts EVER were both Stupid Mormon Words and Stupid Mormon Phrases. It seemed a lot of people thought they were pretty funny 😀
Some really good ones there! I just read DKL’s review of Brodie, and all I can say is, brilliant! Can’t wait to dig into a few of the other links here.
THANKS a million for nominating my ambiguously gendered kitten story. I have others that are pretty funny but that one is certainly timely.
If it’s not too late to nominate a great personal story.
http://insanadfindingthepony.blogspot.com/2010/11/debasement-of-saint-wanda.html
The Debasement of Saint Wanda chronicles the bizarre story of abuse and redemption but with a specific Mormon twist to how indulgences are purchased. I’ve been told it’s a gripping and unique story that encompasses much of the LDS woman’s experience as well as the seamier side of temple rituals.
I think Dana’s blog should be nominated for best humor blog as well:
http://insanadfindingthepony.blogspot.com/
Where’s the category for most impressive new exmo deity? I nominate the all-seeing, all-reading goddess Chanson.
Seriously, nicely done.
Has anybody nominated Irresistable to Old Men about the author’s experiences as a missionary in Japan?
Painfully funny.
Thanks for the fantastic nominations!!!
I hope nobody minds that I’m editing the post in place to make it simpler for everyone to keep track of the current nominations without having to read through all the comments.
My one question is for Kiley @5: I agree that “A Gay Mormon Boy” deserves to have a personal story nominated, but this year we just have categories for individual stories, not a blog-level category. Can you pick your favorite story from his blog to nominate? Otherwise I’ll go through his blog myself and find my favorite…
No kidding.
Are you able to assimilate an entire web page in a single glance, Chanson? Or do you live without sleep? I don’t see how you keep on top of this. But it’s nice to be the beneficiary of all your effort.
I’d like to nominate Study and Faith for best new blog: http://study-and-faith.blogspot.com
Under “Best Faithful Mormon (Bloggernacle) Blog,” for the record, it’s David Bokovoy.
I would like to withdraw my nomination for “Best Bridge-Building.” I’m grateful for whoever nominated me, but I think I have received plenty of acknowledgment for my interfaith dialogue efforts in the past two years and would like to see someone else win the title.
I will, however, make an ego-nomination for “Best Interfaith Interaction Story”: Religion & Ethics Newsweekly: Interfaith Divorce, only because PBS did a nice job with our story and I’d like to share it.
Political Commentary
Who’s the Patriot Now? http://lifeofcarla.blogspot.com/2010/09/whos-patriot-now.html
Myths about the Tea Party http://thecjshow.blogspot.com/2010/11/lies-about-tea-party.html
Religion and homosexuality
Love the Sinner http://lifeofcarla.blogspot.com/2010/10/love-sinner.html
Homosexuality and Medieval Christianity http://lifeofcarla.blogspot.com/2010/01/homosexuality-and-medieval-christianity.html
LDS Church watch
If you’re a religious leader … http://thecjshow.blogspot.com/2010/11/if-youre-religious-leader-top-10.html
Chat with Church Leader
Dear Bishop, Bless Me Father http://lifeofcarla.blogspot.com/2010/11/dear-bishop-bless-me-father.html
Gender Issues
The Female Body, Shame, and American Culture http://lifeofcarla.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-it-too-feminist-for-you-that-im-not.html
Names and Feminism http://foxypinkcheetah.blogspot.com/2010/10/names-and-feminism.html
Speaking with the Enemy http://cognitivedissenter.com/?p=2305
Fuck Chivalry: A silly woman on “loving patriarchy” http://lifeofcarla.blogspot.com/2010/10/loving-patriarchy.html
The Difference Between a Nun and a 12 Year Old http://thecjshow.blogspot.com/2010/07/difference-between-nun-and-12-year-old.html
Commentary on Mormonism
What’s Shaken YOUR Faith? http://thecjshow.blogspot.com/2010/06/whats-shaken-your-faith-or-dissatisfied.html
Best LDS-Interest Video Channel/Series:
MormenLikeMe
Best Bridge-Building:
Elna Baker
http://www.elnabaker.com/
Best LDS-Interest Podcast:
Elna Baker on The Sound of Young America
http://www.maximumfun.org/sound-young-america/elna-baker-comedian-and-author-new-york-regional-mormon-singles-halloween-dance-
Thanks all — the latest nominations have been added.
Ms. Jack — The funny thing is that that one was on my list of posts I was thinking of nominating, but I decided I probably shouldn’t nominate more than one post from a single blogger in a single category. I think maybe next year we’ll consider enstating a “one nomination per blog per category” rule, but this year we’ll see how it goes this way for now. 😀
Dad’s Primal Scream — I think that Elna Baker is high enough profile that she’ll be a major contender for “William Law X-Mormon of the Year”, but there’s no reason she can’t win a Brodie as well. 😀
Best Historical post
Liahona, a Mineral Compass? http://culturalmormoncafeteria.blogspot.com/2010/07/liahona-mineral-compass.html
Best Post Title
Seer Stones Looking “Small Unto the Understanding of Men”
http://culturalmormoncafeteria.blogspot.com/2010/08/seer-stones-looking-small-unto-eyes-of.html
Funniest Humor Post
By the laying on of WHAT???
http://culturalmormoncafeteria.blogspot.com/2010/02/by-laying-on-of-what.html
Zelphina — Thanks! I’ll add these as soon as a few more people have added further nominations.
BTW, I hope that people will add more nominations for the “Best Post Title” category! Now we have only two. If we don’t have at least five nominations by Saturday, I’ll have to drop the category…
For post titles, just from what’s up above, I like these:
Ambiguously Gendered Kitten Takes Own Life Following BKPs Conference Talk
God died on Friday night
The World Is Flat And The Moon Is Made Of Cheese
The Difference Between a Nun and a 12 Year Old
Kuri — excellent point! We actually had some really good titles, just looking at posts that were nominated for other things. 😉
(I’ll add all the new nominations later this evening.)
Banned Utah Humor !
(1) Three levels of LDS heaven: celestial, terrestrial, cholesterol !
(2) LDS houses are painted by Ladder-Day Saints.
(3) Brigham Young, when looking down on the Salt Lake Valley, said “This is the place.” How come so many folks settled in that valley if he looked down on it?
(4) Did Adam Swapp get his wives at a Swapp meet?
(5) New Mormon cat food: 9 Wives !
(6) What’s a plastic covered Indian? A laminated Lamanite. Of course I’ve known this since I was Nephite to a grasshopper.
(7) Mormon: Someone who is more man than woman. Is “Mormon” short for “More Money”?
(8) Mormonism teaches that we can know truth if there is a “burning in the bosom.” Joseph Smith was the first Mormon who had a bosom below his belt !
(9) Brigham lived in the Lion House which helped him to keep on Lion.
(10) Utah is the only state where you can spell “Moron” with two m’s. And it’s the only state where the sheep take care of the cattle !
(Glenn Beck, Jon Huntsman Jr., Warren Jeffs, Thomas Monson, and Mitt Romney did not approve of the above humor.)
[The preceding was spotted while I was webbing! Sara]