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Sabbath Police!! Apparently, Mormons crack themselves up making videos like these.

Chino Blanco, March 21, 2011September 3, 2011

While the rest of us watch in horror.

Or am I the only one frightened to discover that Mormons find this kind of thing amusing?

As far as I can tell, this is another example of the Mormon surveillance culture that empowers anonymous snitches, got Brandon Davies kicked off a BYU team, and Brian Devine fired. But Mormons apparently want the rest of the world to see how much fun their surveillance culture can be, so here it is in all its rib-ticklin’, knee-slappin’, report-your-neighbor glory:

Tip o’ the hat to Brother Shafovaloff (and a wag o’ the finger: reading comments over at Aaron’s place reminds me why I didn’t bother checking out the Christianist clubhouse after quitting Mormonia).

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Comments (12)

  1. Diana says:
    March 22, 2011 at 6:27 am

    What I find interesting is that it’s a man going around policing all of these women. Really, they couldn’t have one male example? Just reinforces the unfortunate stereotype of the domineering patriarchy.

  2. Chris says:
    March 22, 2011 at 7:14 am

    Fake.

  3. Chino Blanco says:
    March 22, 2011 at 7:19 am

    Mormon women shuck and jive like nobody’s business.

  4. Chris says:
    March 22, 2011 at 7:20 am

    I mean that it looks staged (and you may have already known that). Anywho….

  5. Chino Blanco says:
    March 22, 2011 at 7:22 am

    Fake.

    Really? Have you checked out who uploaded this video? I’m pretty confident it’s authentic.

  6. Chino Blanco says:
    March 22, 2011 at 7:24 am

    Oh, for sure it’s staged. I mean, nobody’s suggesting there are actual Sabbath Cops handing out citations in Mormon neighborhoods in California.

  7. Diana says:
    March 22, 2011 at 7:28 am

    The creator (or maybe one of the women?) has a comment on YouTube that makes it pretty clear that it’s fake, saying that they did it for fun: “Relax…Jesus understands everything…..and loves everyone. We were? just having fun and trying to remind folks that the Lord’s day is holy…with humor. Doesn’t matter what day of the week it is. Remember to keep it holy. :0)”

  8. Cara says:
    March 22, 2011 at 8:57 am

    Really? I couldn’t even finish it. So boring and annoying. They probably wanted to cover EVERYTHING that could possibly be breaking the sabbath. Stupid stupid.

  9. Donna Banta says:
    March 22, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Thanks for sharing this. Although, I’m left somewhat traumatized by the memory of how much the entire weekend used to suck.

  10. Vulture Tamer says:
    March 22, 2011 at 11:21 am

    Uh, this looks like a LAME video made for a youth conference or something like that, to make the kids laugh because they caught their YW leaders doing something “naughty”. I’d be willing to bet you that’s what this is for.

    And anyway, why the sam hell is the answer to all your sabbath day problems “SATURDAY”. If you’re at all active in the church, you have to run to the cannery early saturday morning, drive your kids to the primary activity at 11am, go to various baseball and soccer games (that may or may not conflict with your “church” obligations on saturdays), and quick whip up a dish of something or other for the RS dinner event @ 6pm, and then head over to the stake softball game at 8:30 pm to cheer your husband on. So, Sabbath Police, you tell ME WHEN ON SATURDAY should i paint my house, wash my car, shop for milk, weed my garden, and do the laundry?

  11. Hellmut says:
    March 23, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    I wouldn’t take that too seriously but why, o why, didn’t he visit an obnoxious Stake Sunday School President who schedules all his useless meetings on Sundays?

  12. Carla says:
    March 23, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    I’m almost as offended by the horrendous acting skills as by the righteous acts of creeping.

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