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how NOT to get out of church

profxm, July 28, 2009October 20, 2010

I wasn’t always a fan of church, but I always went. But apparently this boy really didn’t like church. It doesn’t say if he was avoiding a Mormon church or some other service, but it was in Utah. Still pretty funny! 😉

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Comments (6)

  1. chanson says:
    July 31, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Did you see that there’s a police video of this incident?

    Reply
  2. chanson says:
    July 31, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Oh, and Chino found some more videos about it! 😀

    Reply
  3. profxm says:
    August 1, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Hilarious!

    Reply
  4. Chino Blanco says:
    August 3, 2009 at 9:54 am

    @2: Thanks for noticing!

    Reply
  5. Wayne says:
    August 3, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    A Friends little sister went to church for the first time at the age of seven. She stated that she would never go back because the water was warm and the snack was just stale bread.

    Reply
  6. profxm says:
    August 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    She nailed that one!

    Reply

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