You can have it all at a Mormon-owned Marriott Hotel!

Yes, I’ve been inspired to talk about Marriott, again.

* recent amateur in-room photo courtesy mormonsexposed.com

Pounding the pulpit about porn with one fist while grabbing porn profits with the other?

It’s what happens when The Restoration meets Too Big To Fail.

Fave Mitt Romney quote:

“Pornography and violence poison our music and movies and TV and video games,” Romney said May 5 during a commencement address at Regent University, the evangelical Christian school run by Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson.

“The Virginia Tech shooter, like the Columbine shooters before him, had drunk from this cesspool.”

Fave faithful Bloggernacler quote:

It is funny to think that the Church gets tithing funds paid for by porn.

Yeah, it’s a real sidesplitter that owning a stake in the cesspool is apparently A-OK as long as one doesn’t sample the product. Hardee har … ahem.

Whats It Like Being Mormon? It’s like never being able to confess publicly that you and your entire family, for generations, have been played for chumps by this crowd.

h/t Canadian Johnson