I just found an article today that is not exactly new, but I found interesting in the issues it raises. The article concerns a movement amongst Fundamentalist Christians called the Quiverfull movement. The name comes from Psalms 127:3-5

“Sons are a heritage from the LORD, children a reward from him. Like
arrows in the hands of a warrior are sons born in one’s youth.
Blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them. They will not be
put to shame when they contend with their enemies in the gate.”

In essence, and I don’t mean to over-simplify, the goal is for each family to squeeze out as many God-fearing Christian kids at possible. There are a couple things that make this interesting to me as a lapsed mormon.
First, I am old enough to remember when mormons thought that it was their sacred duty to multiply and replenish Utah. I think every one of my aunts and uncles had either 5 or 6 kids. Mom and Dad had 6. There was a time when most mormons believed that family planning was unnecessary, because Heavenly Father would give you as many kids as you needed and could raise.

Second, I am somewhat saddened by the one size fits all mentality of this movement. As if every family was capable of effectively raising 10 or 12 kids. I think my parents did ok, but two of my aunts had mental breakdowns, one resulting in suicide. One of my uncles drank constantly, and rarely made enough money to raise his quiver.

Third, is the political overtones of the movement. Raising up not only Christians, but Christian voters.

” But if just 8 million American Christian couples began supplying
more “arrows for the war” by having six children or more, they
propose, the Christian-right ranks could rise to 550 million within
a century”

But really, the phrase that REALLY caught my eye was this quote by one of these mothers.

One night after the birth of her fourth child–their third “oops”
baby due to birth-control failures–when the prospect of tuition for
four consumed husband Christopher and their pastor was urging
vasectomy, Christopher saw a warrior angel in his dream. A “large,
worrying warrior angel” with a flaming sword that he pointed at
Christopher’s genitals, telling him, “Do not change God’s plan.”

Based on this quote, it seems that the Mormon God REALLY IS the same as the Christian God. Because he is still sending angels with flaming swords telling men to have more sex, just like he did to Joseph Smith.

The more things change…

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7 Responses

  1. JengoPop says:

    Do you believe the Mormon church’s change in stance on homosexuality is due to Mitt Romney running for President? a) of course b) possibly c) no, not at all
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  2. Kullervo says:

    The best thing about this movement is that it probably won’t really work.

  3. exmoron says:

    I love the flaming sword and genitals image. Angel to deluded Quiverful, “Don’t cut off your dick; I am the Lord your God and I like dick.”

    Nice post.

  4. One bad dream and the man gives up family planning altogether?

  5. FFG says:

    Sounds like the guy just didn’t want to get snipped. 🙂

  6. chanson says:

    The “angel with a flaming sword” connection is pretty funny — do you think it’s a coincidence?

    I think it’s horrible that people would bear children specifically for the purpose of being “arrows for war” (eg. cannon fodder). Normally I disagree with those who say that raising children to believe in religion is child abuse, but an extreme case like this — explicitly raising your children to be martyrs (thus teaching them that your faith is more valuable to you as a parent than their lives) — is indeed child abuse.

    I touched on the factors that can change religious belief into this type of sociopathy here.

  7. Dude, seriously. It JUST NOW occurred to me that since I’m not headed toward celestial glory, I could totally sign up to be the flaming sword bearing angel!!!

    You have NO IDEA how happy I am. Pointing my sword at men’s parts and instilling fear in them.


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