Do you know how big 2% of Florida is? Check out this helpful post for some perspective. And this past week the corporation that owns it took some time out of its busy schedule to swat a couple of (comparatively) puny groups: Those who were suing them for fraud and Ordain Women!
You’ve probably heard that the LDS Newsroom delivered a royal smackdown to Ordain Women — which inspired the Internet to rally around the underdog. Thus we see an advantage of using paid spokespeople (instead of people with recognizable church callings) for any potentially controversial communication:
The press releaseâ€™s female authorship and informal format has another important implication as well: it gives the Churchâ€™s leadership plausible deniability with respect to the letterâ€™s central assertion that the all-male priesthood is a â€œmatter of doctrineâ€ and that female ordination is â€œcontrary to the Lordâ€™s revealed organization for his Church.â€ Ironically, this statement was penned by a woman who doesnâ€™t have the priesthood and therefore doesnâ€™t have the institutional authority to make novel assertions about revelation and doctrine. Should the Church decide, in twenty years, that the denial of priesthood to women was merely a mistaken â€œpolicyâ€ rather than a revealed doctrine, this PR statement will present no real obstacle. Itâ€™s difficult to say whether or not that was intentional in this specific case, but it certainly fits the Churchâ€™s recent pattern of introducing doctrinal novelties in documents that canâ€™t be directly tied to the Church leadership.
People made so many spot-on observations that I will just give you highlights instead of adding my own commentary. For example, regarding the bit about how “Women in the Church, by a very large majority, do not share your advocacy for priesthood ordination and consider that position to be extreme”:
After all, shouldnâ€™t this be a question of right and wrong rather than how many people support the idea? We have all kinds of discussion in the Church of how we should do right even if itâ€™s unpopular, so why should it matter how many women do or donâ€™t want the priesthood? Either itâ€™s right or itâ€™s not; thatâ€™s what matters.
(And, while we’re at it, how accurate are those numbers anyway?)
We, as faithful and active members of the Church, are being lumped together with the same anti-Mormon protestors who routinely crash General Conference and shout that the Mormon religion is of the devil. These protestors have started fistfights with conference-goers and even stomped on or burned temple garments.
Particularly considering that they’re not even breaking any rules:
But the women of PANTS were not actually breaking any rules. It was not Rob-a-Bank Day, or even Drink a Latte Day. It was Wear Pants Day, and pants are allowed! How crazy is it that these women endured a massive outpouring of public abuse for doing something that doesnâ€™t break any rules?? Similarly, the women who requested admission to the Priesthood session did not violate any commandment or rule. They werenâ€™t bringing margaritas to Temple Square, they were asking to attend a church meeting.
Our four-year-old is our wildcard, and I say that with a lot of love. The go-to tricks to pacify her when I have zero intention of taking anything sheâ€™s saying seriously are to (a) acknowledge (â€œI know you never want to exit the vehicle again, and those concerns have been notedâ€ or â€œI realize purple makes you angry. I will take that into consideration.â€ ) and (b) redirect with a bit of distraction (â€œLook! Thereâ€™s a ball outside the car! Hop out and letâ€™s go see!â€ or my favorite, â€œWant some gum?â€) The old acknowledge-redirect one-two is fine for a preschooler but downright maddening when used with grown-ups who want to have a meaningful conversation. When Moody says, essentially, â€œWe are unable to fulfill your request for tickets. Youâ€™re welcome to join the Womenâ€™s Meeting!â€ it sounds/looks/feels like â€œHmmm, sorry, donâ€™t care. Want some gum?â€ The women involved here may be many things, but they arenâ€™t four.
The special meeting for women (and girls down to age 8 ) is not exactly parallel. Galdralag gave an example of experiencing a female sacred space. (Those attending the women’s meeting who support Ordain Women will be wearing purple.)
The CoJCoL-dS claims “the world” denigrates motherhood to explain away people’s dissatisfaction at being pigeonholed into nothing but motherhood. This clever analogy makes it all clear. (Also the toaster analogy is hilarious!)
And the marginalization of women has real consequences:
â€œIn my meetings with the young women or with the Relief Society women, Iâ€™m often really surprised that they do not feel that they can function as women in the Churchâ€”not all of them, of course, but many of those who come to me and talk to me. I just keep wondering, â€œHow did they get to that point of feeling like they were not worth anything in the Church?â€
…leading to some profound philosophical questions.
Regarding the fraud case, it looks like nobody is surprised, though some disagree with the ruling. I’m not surprised to see the PR department of the CoJCoL-dS say “This case was a misuse of the legal system and should never have been brought” — but following so closely on the heels of the “Ordain Women” letter, it looks like they’ve adopted a philosophy of “If you can’t say something nasty…”
In scripture study, Alex found a new anachronism. Mithryn provided some fascinating analysis of the idea of the “Great Apostasy”. If I’m reading Alan Rock Waterman’s post correctly, it looks like he’s joined the ranks of the “it’s true whether it’s fiction or non-fiction” crowd, w.r.t. the Book of Mormon. And this week’s Godless Doctrine lesson has a bit of a surprise ending!
In personal stories, Runtu reminisced about the experience he gained from his mission, and seeing a prospective missionary reminded JohnnyM of his own past. Mark laughed at himself, seeing his former self while reading about having to sneak out to get a sandwich. Ms. Jack has a new bundle of joy and a tale of mishies crossing some boundaries. Mormon X spent some time analyzing the contradictions of his life as a Mormon and a mutant. And this one is set in Mormondom, but I think it’s more a cautionary tale of why not to have too many kids.
Also note: leaving Mormonism doesn’t mean you have to give up the parts of Mormonism you liked! Case in point, Heather is still the “Food Storage Mom”!
In random stuff, Knotty has been posting a series of book reviews, Holly posted one scathing one, and Steve Wells’s book got a plug from Bill Maher. Fred Phelps’s death might have been news if the LDS Newsroom hadn’t made this a banner week, not to mention the situation in Ukraine.
Wow, what a wild week! And I predict that next week will be even wilder!!! Stay tuned!