Why are exmormons so sexy?

Because we used to be Mormons. Duh.

Just look at what I stumbled upon after a cursory Google search:

Sexy exmormon group one

Sexy exmormon group two

And speaking of navel-gazing

exmo navel-gazing

And now look here, I’m going to be blunt about it, and I don’t give a sh-t about the fact that fashion-conscious Mormons will look down on me for my dungarees, my disaffection, or this declaration:

God is imaginary. Sexuality is real. It is a red-blooded emotion that flows naturally through my veins and reminds me that life is beautiful and that I’m happy to be alive.

Why are exmormons so sexy? Because we’re alive. So let it be written, so let it be done.

why are exmormons so sexy

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Chino Blanco

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17 thoughts on “Why are exmormons so sexy?

  1. To Leah (and anyone else who wants to be added to the list):

    Please consider penning a blog post over at your place with the title “Why are exmormons so (nice, hot, happy, good-looking, attractive, rich, successful, funny, witty, clever, fun or whatever adjective strikes your fancy)?” … thx!

  2. I would consider going back to the church if Ryan Gosling were the man to pull me through the veil and keep me pregnant for time and all eternity… Hmm, but only if Katherine Heigl and Amy Adams were my sister wives, too.

  3. It’s already started, Goldarn. Google any one of those top ten Mormon stereotypes (“Why are Mormons so … weird, nice, hot, stupid, happy, good looking, secretive, attractive, rich, successful) and visually scan the results page. You’ll see a mention of exmo sexiness every time.

  4. Interesting, I don’t find them sexy at all. The first thing I think about when I see an ex-mormon woman is her sexual cleanliness. I think, “Oh, she used to only sleep with only one man, or no one at all (if she is single), but now she puts out to every swinging dick she runs into.”

  5. The blinders of self-righteousness are so predictable. In light of his arrogance, I doubt that Mr. Krogstadt is actually a Mormon. He is certainly not a loving Christian who understands that he is not supposed to judge his brothers and sisters.

    With respect to sexual loyalty, Mormons have no leg to stand on. After all, our founder slept with half of his female followers and no one spends more for Internet pornography than Utah residents.

  6. Hellmut — so true!

    As much as I want to subscribe to the ethic of “don’t feed the trolls,” I’ve been chuckling over this one all day. I just have one thing to add:

    You exmo ladies — naughty little things that you are! Y’all are licked cupcakes! Licked cupcakes! Didn’t you pay attention in Young Women’s or Youth Conference? If you want a guy like Weston Krogstadt to want you, you have to not be chewed gum!

    OK, that is all, and my apologies to those who turn to this site for reasonable discussion. 😉

  7. Take my word for it, nothing is hotter than those Sister Missionaries walking down the street holding their scriptures.

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